Fanboys (2009)

Danny McBride: Head of Security

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• Head Of Security : Mr. Lucas is touched and mildly flattered by what have done here. And I have been informed that I feel the same way. So the charges are gonna be dropped. That is, of course, if you are what you appear to be.

  Windows : Uh, what do we appear to be?

  Head Of Security : Fanboys. Something we can easily determine with a simple quiz.

• Head Of Security : By the time y'all walk away from this your face are gonna be shrunken and shriveled...

  [walks up to Hutch] 

  Head Of Security : ...just like your one nut.

  Hutch : What? How can he possibly know that?

  Head Of Security : Oh, we know about your uniball. We know everything, Mr. Harold Hutchinson, aka Hutch. Son of Gloria. Humongous Rush fan.

  Hutch : Dude, you're freaking me out. How do you know this?

  Head Of Security : Because you have a Rush shirt on, dipshit.

• [after passing a series of tests] 

  Head Of Security : Congratulations. Mr. Lucas has decided to drop the charges.

  Eric : So... what? We're free to go, right?

  Head Of Security : Well, not exactly.

  [beat] 

  Head Of Security : He says you can watch the film.

  [the group begins cheering] 

  Head Of Security : Hold it. Hold it.

  [points to Linus] 

  Head Of Security : Only you.

  [the group falls silent; Eric pats Linus on the back] 

  Eric : It's good, man. It's right.