Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves (2005 Video Game)

Kevin Miller: Sly Cooper

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• [Bentley arrives shortly after Sly convinces a guard to leave] 

  Bentley : Any problems with that guy?

  Sly Cooper : Said he wanted to be buried in his Mom's pasta sauce.

  Bentley : Yeah... that's, uh, that's strange.

• Murray : My Guru told me to lose myself, and not return until the black water ran pure.

  Sly Cooper : Are you sure he didn't tell you to get lost and not come back until you cleaned out the water filter?

  Murray : Come on! I'm on a real spirit quest here!

• Sly Cooper : For the first time, Carmalita didn't show up and card us all to jail. Ah well, I'll send her a postcard.

• Sly Cooper : Hey Inspector Fox, still looking for a date to the prom?

  Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox : Stand still and I'll pin the corsage on you!

• Panda King : I see you carry the cane of the notorious Cooper thief clan. Have you come here for revenge? To steal back the Thievious Racconus?

  Sly Cooper : Whoa, this is just like the time I beat the stuffing out of you!

  Panda King : What do you care if I bury a few worthless villiages in the snow? You're a thief, just like me.

  Sly Cooper : Uh, are you even listening to me?

  Panda King : Insolent child, you will pay dearly for your disrespect. However, to honor your Cooper ancestry, I will send you to your doom with the beauty of my new firework technique, flame-fu!

  Sly Cooper : Uh-oh.

• Murray : Thanks, Sly. I really appreciate you guys breaking it to the Guru that I want to break off my training.

  Sly Cooper : No problem. Anybody you call 'Master' has to be a heckuva guy.

  Murray : Oh he's awesome! He can get inside your head and mess with your mind six ways from Sunday!

  Sly Cooper : Ummm... awesome!

• Sly Cooper : Looks like nobody's home. Any other ideas where the Guru might be?

  Murray : Well, that's his hut over there. But he really doesn't hang out there on account of the smell.

  Sly Cooper : The smell?

  Murray : It's a long story. I had to apologize up and down for like a month before he would even speak to me again.

  Sly Cooper : What did you do?

  Murray : The unspeakable, Sly. The un-speakable!

  Sly Cooper : Ummm... well, thanks for speaking of it.

• Bentley : It's time we dealt with Muggshot. We can't risk him taking down the Baron before you in the finals.

  Sly Cooper : That, and he deserves a little payback for what he did to our airplane hangar.

  Bentley : True, true. Since Muggshot's assault, the Baron has been keeping an eye on him. We can't fight him out in the open for risk of being disqualified. Thankfully Inspector Fox is out in the field looking for us.

  Sly Cooper : I hear ya. We'll set 'em against each other. Muggshot is an international criminal after all. Carmelita won't be able to resist.

  Bentley : My only concern is for Inspector Fox's safety.

  Sly Cooper : Oh don't worry about her, she's more than a match for a meathead like Muggshot.

  Bentley : Ok, I'll go and pick a fight with Muggshot and bait him into meeting in the Town Square for our "rumble".

  Sly Cooper : You do that. I'll get Carmelita's attention and lure her back here to the same place.

  Bentley : Agreed.

  Sly Cooper : I've gotta hand it to you Bentley, this is a pretty underhanded plan.

  Bentley : Why thank you. I'm feeling pretty good about it.

• Dimitri Lousteau : Cooper!

  Sly Cooper : Dimitri, long time no punch. I see you're still in jail.

  Dimitri Lousteau : And you're still a cracker-box.

• Sly Cooper : Hello assorted meathads... and lady. Anyone up for some exercise?

  Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox : Cooper? Grab 'em men!

  Sly Cooper : And I'm out.