Jak X: Combat Racing (2005 Video Game)
Max Casella: Daxter
Quotes
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Daxter : Listen Rayn baby, we've been chased, attacked, shot at, poisoned, and blown up. How could it get any worse?
Kleiver : Hello ankle biters!
Daxter : It's worse.
Kleiver : That show pony, Gee-Whizz Blitz, told me I could find ya here. Listen up, yabbers. you embarrassed me on the track before, but this time aim to even the score.
Daxter : Dude, that was so last adventure! Available in stores now.
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Jak : Rayn, what's going on?
Rayn : Relax, this whole thing was designed to flush Mizo out. As for the poison, don't worry, I've got the antidotes right here.
Ashelin : How could you know that Mizo would be close?
Rayn : Father tried to eliminate Mizo for years, but he could never ID the man. Then we realized... There is no Mizo, or rather...
G.T. Blitz : Out of my way! You broke the rules!
Daxter : Blitz?
G.T. Blitz : I'm Mizo! And losing the bet changes nothing! I'll crush your family and this whole city! No one else will ever know.
Pecker : No one except for two hundred million viewers that is.
Mizo : What?
Pecker : Smile for the cameras, big boy! Every star has to fall, right Mizo?
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[last lines]
Daxter : Oh yeah... that's what I call a photo finish!
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Krew : Hello nearly friends and mostly enemies. If you're listening to this message then I must be dead, oh well... As you all know I loved racing, almost as much as I loved weapons. Alas I never fulfilled my living dream of winning the biggest race of all - the Kras City Grand Championship. But even in death, I will field the greatest racing team ever assembled and win the biggest race on the planet. You are the best of the best and you will race for me!
Daxter : No way!
Jak : No way!
Torn : Never!
Krew : I expect you're all riled up by now so let me tell you why you will race, and will win. If all went as planned, you just gave a touching toast in my honor. Sorry to say, but I put poison in that special vintage, quite unsporting of me really.
Rayn : Father!
Krew : This is where Rayn will probably get upset. Sorry dear. It's a slow acting poison, or you'd already be dead! You have just enough time to finish this year's racing season. If you race for me and win, my associates will provide each with an antidote to the poison. Simple, eh?
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Samos the Sage : I fear this affair will end badly. A wise man once said, "be watchful of those in front of you, but beware of those behind."
Daxter : What wise man said that?
Samos the Sage : I did!
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Torn : It's nice to be back in Haven City, hey sweetheart?
Daxter : Torn, I'm touched.
Torn : I was talking to Ashelin.
Daxter : I knew that... And we used to think this town was tough? Kras City makes this place look like a kiddie park.
Jak : I still don't understand why Krew would go to all this trouble for a trophy.
Ashelin : I smell a rat.
Daxter : Hey, I showered this morning!
Ashelin : I mean, I think Krew must've been up to something.
Daxter : With soap!
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Sig : I've got your back, Jak.
Ashelin : And I've got yours.
Daxter : Hey! Who's got mine?
Keira : I do!
Jak : Keira!
Samos the Sage : Keira, you're not going to race.
Keira : Daddy, I'm racing, and that's final.
Samos the Sage : Agh! Just like her mother!
Torn : Let's do this.
Jak : All for one...
Ashelin : And one right in the groin.
Rayn : Let's make Mizo pay!
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Jak : We're just gonna have to win the whole thing.
Daxter : Against those lunatic racers out there? What are the odds?
Torn : You don't wanna know.
Ashelin : No offense guys, but I'm not going to trust my life to anyone but me. Just stay out of my way, I'll win.
Daxter : Well, somebody here had better win, or I'm going to be very pissed... and very dead.
