Jak X: Combat Racing (2005 Video Game)

Mike Erwin: Jak

Quotes 

• Jak : Rayn, what's going on?

  Rayn : Relax, this whole thing was designed to flush Mizo out. As for the poison, don't worry, I've got the antidotes right here.

  Ashelin : How could you know that Mizo would be close?

  Rayn : Father tried to eliminate Mizo for years, but he could never ID the man. Then we realized... There is no Mizo, or rather...

  G.T. Blitz : Out of my way! You broke the rules!

  Daxter : Blitz?

  G.T. Blitz : I'm Mizo! And losing the bet changes nothing! I'll crush your family and this whole city! No one else will ever know.

  Pecker : No one except for two hundred million viewers that is.

  Mizo : What?

  Pecker : Smile for the cameras, big boy! Every star has to fall, right Mizo?

• Mizo : You have a habit of leaving people to die, don't you?

  Jak : You get used to it.

• Krew : Hello nearly friends and mostly enemies. If you're listening to this message then I must be dead, oh well... As you all know I loved racing, almost as much as I loved weapons. Alas I never fulfilled my living dream of winning the biggest race of all - the Kras City Grand Championship. But even in death, I will field the greatest racing team ever assembled and win the biggest race on the planet. You are the best of the best and you will race for me!

  Daxter : No way!

  Jak : No way!

  Torn : Never!

  Krew : I expect you're all riled up by now so let me tell you why you will race, and will win. If all went as planned, you just gave a touching toast in my honor. Sorry to say, but I put poison in that special vintage, quite unsporting of me really.

  Rayn : Father!

  Krew : This is where Rayn will probably get upset. Sorry dear. It's a slow acting poison, or you'd already be dead! You have just enough time to finish this year's racing season. If you race for me and win, my associates will provide each with an antidote to the poison. Simple, eh?

• Keira : Maybe if you ask nicely, I'll install stuff.

  Jak : Deal.

  Keira : That's asking nice?

  Jak : What? I mean, it would, it would be...

  Keira : Nicer...

  Daxter : Will ya do it already!

• Torn : It's nice to be back in Haven City, hey sweetheart?

  Daxter : Torn, I'm touched.

  Torn : I was talking to Ashelin.

  Daxter : I knew that... And we used to think this town was tough? Kras City makes this place look like a kiddie park.

  Jak : I still don't understand why Krew would go to all this trouble for a trophy.

  Ashelin : I smell a rat.

  Daxter : Hey, I showered this morning!

  Ashelin : I mean, I think Krew must've been up to something.

  Daxter : With soap!

• Sig : I've got your back, Jak.

  Ashelin : And I've got yours.

  Daxter : Hey! Who's got mine?

  Keira : I do!

  Jak : Keira!

  Samos the Sage : Keira, you're not going to race.

  Keira : Daddy, I'm racing, and that's final.

  Samos the Sage : Agh! Just like her mother!

  Torn : Let's do this.

  Jak : All for one...

  Ashelin : And one right in the groin.

  Rayn : Let's make Mizo pay!

• Pecker : [sees G.T. Blitz eating a chicken wing]  ARGH! That's fowl!

  G.T. Blitz : Yum! Tastes pretty good to me. You want some?

  Pecker : THAT could be my uncle you know!

  G.T. Blitz : I had an uncle once. He tried to make my father take care of the family and stop going to the track every single day. Even before he died, I was on my own...

  [Jak, Daxter, Sig and Keira appear] 

  G.T. Blitz : Jak knows what I'm talking about, right Jak?

  Jak : Over the past few weeks, I've come to know who my real friends are.

• Jak : We're just gonna have to win the whole thing.

  Daxter : Against those lunatic racers out there? What are the odds?

  Torn : You don't wanna know.

  Ashelin : No offense guys, but I'm not going to trust my life to anyone but me. Just stay out of my way, I'll win.

  Daxter : Well, somebody here had better win, or I'm going to be very pissed... and very dead.

• Jak : The death threats and bounties don't bother us. We're not afraid to die.

  Daxter : Whoa! Freeze frame! I'd like to go on record right here that I'm firmly and officially against dying. In any way.

• G.T. Blitz : Yes folks, we're live as I deliver a secret recorded message dropped of at our station earlier this morning. That's right, it's from the mysterious crime lord Mizo himself!

  Jak : Well, the rat's finally coming up from the sewers.

  Mizo : [on hologram]  Greetings fellow race lovers. Your perseverance this season has been... surprising. But Krew has sent you on a fool's errand. I'm prepared to forgive and forget and spare each of your lives, if you walk away now.

  Jak : But we can't quit. We have no choice.

  G.T. Blitz : [Blitz covers the lens]  Are you crazy? The world's deadliest crime lord is offering you a deal and you refuse? What does Krew have on you guys?

  [uncovers the camera] 

  G.T. Blitz : This is amazing folks...

  Jak : If you're listening Mizo, your days are numbered. We'll win, or we'll die trying.

• Mizo : You have a habit of leaving people to die, don't you?

  Jak : You get used to it.