Ramona and Beezus (2010)

John Corbett: Robert Quimby

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Quotes 

• Bob Quimby : So, Beezus, suppose I told you that when I pulled up by the house tonight I saw your old buddy Henry staring at it like he left something important inside of it.

  Dorothy Quimby : Henry Huggins? I haven't heard that name in a while. Isn't he the boy that used to eat dirt in the backyard?

  Bob Quimby : Yeah.

  Beezus : He doesn't do that anymore!

  Bob Quimby : Ooh, if I didn't know better, I'd say somebody's got a crush.

  Beezus : Can we please talk about something else?

  Dorothy Quimby : Well, there is that dance coming up. Maybe he wants to ask you to it.

  Bob Quimby : Well, if he's gonna ask my daughter to dance, he better have some moves. Can the old dirt-eater do this?

  [Mr. Quimby starts dancing very badly. Ramona and Mrs. Quimby laugh] 

  Beezus : [Embarrassed. Playfully throws a towel at Mr. Quimby]  Oh, I hope not! Stop! Mom!

• Ramona Quimby : [Watching a commercial, reciting the slogan]  "Royal Peanut Butter: There's a bit of magic in every jar"!

  Bob Quimby : Is that one of your favorites? That's the rack we gotta get you into, 'cause those TV kids make millions.

  Ramona Quimby : Beezus, do you think I could be in a commercial like that?

  Beezus : [Fixing Ramona's hair with a curling iron]  Sure, you'd make a great frog.

  Ramona Quimby : Hey!

  Beezus : Hold still. I'm almost done.

  Ramona Quimby : It's picture-perfect, right?

  Beezus : Let's be realistic, Ramona. This is a curling iron, not a magic wand.

  [She puts the curling iron down and holds up a mirror for Ramona to see what her new hairdo looks like] 

  Beezus : But, all things considered, I'd say you've never looked better.

  Ramona Quimby : I love it! Thanks, Beezus!

• Bob Quimby : Ramona, your sister has a report card. Doesn't that mean you should have one too?

  Ramona Quimby : Uh... No.

• [From Trailer] 

  Bob Quimby : [to Ramona]  Why don't we draw the longest picture ever?