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This movie starts with a Jewish family, and a son, who's very stupid, loses his car so his family go around looking for it. They stumble by a old lady and they take her with them. Their car breaks down and they stumble by the woods, where they get lost and end up in a cabin where nothing happens. Next morning, the parents become zombies for no reason. It just pops out of no where. The others get help from a nun, and all ends there.

This movie could be the next worse thing out there. It has the worst direction, worst lightning, worst editing, worst video quality (it looks like VHS quality), worst audio I ever heard, seriously I thought the characters look fuzzy themselves, and worst actors or actresses. Another horror comedy that stinks. Family Saga was more entertaining, though the movie was bad itself, but had effort put into it. The title itself is just so misleading. There were no cannibals! The only scene where they actually do cannibalism, it isn't even shown! Just Movie Maker text and cheesy translation. No gore for the crowd.

Another thing that bothers me is that IMDb says this movie is forty minutes long, when the actual time is thirty three minutes. This movie can not be found anywhere except Video Mayhem, where I get most of my SOVs.

This has been my review, and I would like to see you next week.

This is a very low budget movie, about thirty minutes long. The story is about a dysfunctional crazy Jewish family who ends up stranded on a secluded cabin in the woods when they went out looking for a car the eldest son lost (yes that's how stupid he is). During the trip they come upon a crazy old lady lying on the road and they decide to take her with them.

Strange and funny things happen in the cabin that range from product commercials within the movie to a hilarious dream sequence that involves zombies and the old witch cooking the family's little insolent girl (who is doing her first communion even though she is Jewish) to a polka tune in a big pot, all with cooking instructions included.

It is a parody of the 50's sitcom Father Knows Best.