Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman (1998 TV Special)
Kevin Nealon: Self, Various Characters
Quotes
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[after a recruit laughs at a joke]
Drill Instructor : Who thinks that's funny? Who just wrote his own... not-alive-anymore certificate? Was it you, soldier? You think the army's just one big joke... building. What's your name?
Private Bennett : Sir, Bennett, sir!
Drill Instructor : Well, not anymore, Bennett! From now on, your name is Mister... Smiling, Laughing, Joking Around Man!