- Col. Von Strom: You must be very careful with the painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.
- Capt. Hans Geering: It is our retirement fund.
- Col. Von Strom: OUR retirement fund? I found it!
- Capt. Hans Geering: Yes. But I know about it.
- René: May I tell you a little legend, Colonel? It is said that these champagne glasses were modeled on the bosom of Marie Antoinette.
- Capt. Hans Geering: They should have modeled them on Helga's bosom. We would have got a bigger drink.