'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

Six Big Boobies (1985)

Gorden Kaye: René Artois

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Quotes 

• Col. Von Strom : If you will tell me the names of the Resistance leaders, I will see that you are protected.

  René : Protected? Against who?

  Col. Von Strom : Me.

  René : But, colonel, I do not know their names! They are mostly girls. They wear McIntoshes and little short white socks and berets like any other French girl. And they only reveal themselves at night.

  Capt. Hans Geering : Like any other French girl.

  Col. Von Strom : I wish I could get my hands on them.

  Capt. Hans Geering : We both do.

• René : Why are you dressed up like the dinner of a dog?