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Von Klinkerhoffen doesn't trust the Gestapo at all and orders Helga to marry Herr Flick so she can keep an eye on him.


Martin Dennis


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Episode cast overview, first billed only:
Gorden Kaye ... René Artois
Vicki Michelle ... Yvette Carte-Blanche
Kirsten Cooke ... Michelle Dubois
Arthur Bostrom ... Officer Crabtree
Rose Hill Rose Hill ... Madame Fanny
Carmen Silvera ... Edith Artois
Hilary Minster Hilary Minster ... General Erich von Klinkerhoffen
Richard Marner ... Colonel Kurt von Strohm
Guy Siner ... Lieutenant Hubert Gruber
Kim Hartman ... Lance Corporal Helga Geerhart
Richard Gibson ... Herr Otto Flick
John Louis Mansi John Louis Mansi ... Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen
Derek Royle Derek Royle ... Ernest Leclerc
John D. Collins ... Flying Officer Fairfax
Nicholas Frankau ... Flying Officer Carstairs


Because they were disguised as British airmen, Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen have been captured and are taken to Von Klinkerhoffen who asks a description of the Resistance members. When Von Klinkerhoffen doesn't believe the description Flick and Von Smallhausen give, he demands Helga to marry Herr Flick so she can keep an eye on him because he doesn't trust Flick one bit. Meanwhile, the British airmen are finally going into the canal to go to the submarine that's waiting for them. Written by Marco van Hoof <k_luifje7@hotmail.com>

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[Von Klinkerhoffen accuses Flick and von Smallhausen of withholding information]
General Erich von Klinkerhoffen: Clearly, you are giving us these ludicrous descriptions because you wish the Gestapo to take the credit for the capture of the Resistance people. I'm warning you; you'll be kept under very close observation. You will not be able to go to the bathroom without me knowing about it. Meanwhile, Berlin will be informed of your perverse antics and your recalcitrant demeanour, which has exacerbated the quid pro quo, ...
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References The Bride of Frankenstein (1935) See more »


Falling In Love Again
Music by Friedrich Hollaender
Lyrics by Samuel Lerner
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Not bad, not as good as the last few.
27 February 2021 | by Sleepin_DragonSee all my reviews

The General orders Helga to seduce and marry Herr Flick, so that she can keep an eye on him, and reveal the location of the Resistance's headquarters.

I think this was a fair episode, it doesn't have masses in way of originality, instead it basks in the sunshine of the previous episode, which really did deliver the laughs.

The highlight has to be Madame Edith's cabaret, a scene which shows the true talent she had, she was marvellous.

Some god jokes on the river, but aside from that we didn't get too much, how many more times can Helga seduce Herr Flick? Although Hartman is brilliant here as always.

It's a fair episode. 6/10.

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16 September 1989 (UK) See more »

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England, UK

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