- Justin Taylor: I have to go to School. And if I'm not back by noon, I'm probably dangling from a Flagpole somewhere.
- Doug Taylor: Come on, smile! It's Halloween.
- [Justin rushes to the School anyway]
- Doug Taylor: Somebody's gonna teach that kid how to have a good time.
- Gwen Taylor: Don't look at me.
- Eddie McDowd: Ooh. I could teach him how to have fun, it would be like a good deed! Do a good deed by having fun. Bingo, baby! That's too easy!
- Doug Taylor: Hey, buddy. At least you're excited about Halloween.
- Brenda May: [Trying to catch Eddie] Here poochy poochus. Come on, don't be scared. I'm a dog-loving clown.
- [laughs]
- Brenda May: Come on, honk my nose!