100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd (TV Series)
Tagged (1999)
Seth Green: Eddie McDowd
Quotes
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Salvador : Let me see if I'm following your delightful little story, you used to be a human and now you're a dog. That's brass to gold, baby. And you want to change back? What are you, cuckoo?
Eddie McDowd : What can I say? I miss my fingers, and i was 3 weeks from away getting my driver's license. I gotta get out of here.
Salvador : That is not going to happen until you get tagged.
[Shakes his collar]
Salvador : Listen, kid, they call my humans they pick me up. I do a little begging.
[waves]
Salvador : and I'm knee-deep in chew toys, baby.
Eddie McDowd : I'm not begging anyone for anything. I'm Eddie McDowd, I don't beg, I take.
Salvador : Keep talking like that and the only thing you'll be taking is a walk to the room.
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Eddie McDowd : This is humiliating. If anyone asks, I'm taking you for a walk.
Justin Taylor : Fine. Fine! I'll talk you to my master, okay? But you're gonna have to scoop my poop.
[sighs]
Justin Taylor : I can't believe I owned a talking dog.
Eddie McDowd : It's only temporary. I already told you about the creepy guy and the car and the hundred good deeds.
Justin Taylor : Yeah, but I still don't get why I'm the only one who can hear you talk.
Eddie McDowd : I think it's because I hung you from that flagpole.
Justin Taylor : What?
Eddie McDowd : By the way, you still got some white in your ear.
Justin Taylor : You're Eddie McDowd?
Eddie McDowd : In the fur.
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Salli : Let me see if I'm following your delightful little story, you used to be a human and now you're a dog. That's brass to gold, baby. And you want to change back? What are you, cuckoo?
Eddie McDowd : What can I say? I miss my fingers, and I was 3 weeks from away getting my driver's license. I gotta get out of here.
Salli : That is not going to happen until you get tagged.
[Shakes his collar]
Salli : Listen, kid, they call my humans they pick me up. I do a little begging.
[waves]
Salli : and I'm knee-deep in chew toys, baby.
Eddie McDowd : I'm not begging anyone for anything. I'm Eddie McDowd, I don't beg, I take.
Salli : Keep talking like that and the only thing you'll be taking is a walk to the room.