Joe Piscopo: Salvador

Quotes 

• Salvador : Let me see if I'm following your delightful little story, you used to be a human and now you're a dog. That's brass to gold, baby. And you want to change back? What are you, cuckoo?

  Eddie McDowd : What can I say? I miss my fingers, and i was 3 weeks from away getting my driver's license. I gotta get out of here.

  Salvador : That is not going to happen until you get tagged.

  [Shakes his collar] 

  Salvador : Listen, kid, they call my humans they pick me up. I do a little begging.

  [waves] 

  Salvador : and I'm knee-deep in chew toys, baby.

  Eddie McDowd : I'm not begging anyone for anything. I'm Eddie McDowd, I don't beg, I take.

  Salvador : Keep talking like that and the only thing you'll be taking is a walk to the room.

• Salli : Let me see if I'm following your delightful little story, you used to be a human and now you're a dog. That's brass to gold, baby. And you want to change back? What are you, cuckoo?

  Eddie McDowd : What can I say? I miss my fingers, and I was 3 weeks from away getting my driver's license. I gotta get out of here.

  Salli : That is not going to happen until you get tagged.

  [Shakes his collar] 

  Salli : Listen, kid, they call my humans they pick me up. I do a little begging.

  [waves] 

  Salli : and I'm knee-deep in chew toys, baby.

  Eddie McDowd : I'm not begging anyone for anything. I'm Eddie McDowd, I don't beg, I take.

  Salli : Keep talking like that and the only thing you'll be taking is a walk to the room.