- Mayor Ed Pig: [Mayor is dressed as a cowboy; angrily to Lucky] this here's all your fault pups, that contract Roger signed says that all us animals have to be in your stupid show.
- Dumpling: [dressed as a cowgirl] Daddy! this cowgirl looks just isn't me, it makes my hips look big.
- Mayor Ed Pig: [angrily grunts at Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig and Spot; walks away] You look fine, darlin.
- Bon-Bon: Mind if I make a suggestion? Shut up! And keep off the top bunk! It's mine.
- Cadpig: Works for me. Actually, I prefer the bottom bunk.
- Bon-Bon: In that case, the bottom bunk's mine.
- Cadpig: Whatever tugs your leash. There's probably a better view from the top bunk anyway.
- Bon-Bon: They're *both* mine!
- Cadpig: So whatcha in for? Control issues?
- Roger Dearly: How do I know you're not making the same old empty promises?
- Cruella de Vil: Oh, don't be ridiculous. These are brand new empty promises.
- Cadpig: You know, Lieutenant, instead of taking us on your usual machismo tour, why don't we cadets do something more enlightening like explore our feminine side?
- Lt. Pug: Feminine side my grandma! I don't have a feminine side!
- Cadpig: Sure you do. It's in there somewhere. The sensitive, nurturing, patient part in all of us.
- [a truck runs by covering Cadpig in mud]
- Cadpig: Hold that thought.
- [chases after the truck]
- Cadpig: You mud-slinging bag of slime!
- Lt. Pug: Whoa. She's good. Maybe we should get in touch with our feminine sides.
- Cadpig: See, Bon-Bon? I knew you had a soft gooey center. It's a little gooier than I expected, but go ahead and let it all ooze out.
- [first lines]
- Cruella de Vil: There goes that crazy Randy again, recording those noise polluting pups.
- Horace: Maybe not so crazy. Last year, three cats recorded an album of Christmas carols.
- Jasper: That's right. They became instant stars.
- Cruella de Vil: Stars? I've just had a brilliant idea to get the Dearly Farm.
- [last lines]
- Cadpig: I am so glad I got through to my new friends back at the pound. And I'm glad my best friends came through for me.
- Lucky, Rolly: Uh-huh.
- Cadpig: Oh, it would be a much better world if we all came through for each other.
- Lt. Pug: Where's a blackout when you need one?
- [the screen fades to black]
- Lt. Pug: That's better.