21 Jump Street (TV Series)

Fear and Loathing with Russell Buckins (1987)

Johnny Depp: Officer Tom Hanson

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Quotes 

• Officer Tom Hanson : [while mechanics are turning his vintage Mustang into a drag racer]  Why can't they just shoot it and put it out of it's misery?

• Officer Tom Hanson : This is a vintage machine, it's a work of *art*. It's like a - it's like a Da Vinci.

  Officer Doug Penhall : Now it's a Warhol.

• Russell Buckins : Would you forget about the tattoo?

  Officer Tom Hanson : You can't forget about a tattoo, man, that's the point!

• Captain Adam Fuller : You guys are going back to the academy.

  Officer Tom Hanson : What?

  Officer Doug Penhall : Are you kidding?

  Captain Adam Fuller : [points at his face]  Do I look like I'm kidding, Penhall?

  Officer Doug Penhall : No.

• Officer Tom Hanson : He didn't do anything, it was my fault.

  Captain Adam Fuller : That's right, he didn't do ANYTHING. That's why the department calls it acquiescing. Partners are responsible for each other, you know that, and you know that it works both ways. Your screw up last night could cost him HIS job too, think about it. That's all.

• Officer Doug Penhall : You okay?

  Officer Tom Hanson : I can beat this guy.

  Officer Doug Penhall : Beat him? What're you talking about? You're not even supposed to race him!