- Mascha: What do you see when you look at me.
- Harry Solomon: Ooooh, I see someone who's sweet, fun to be with, maybe a little insecure, but I like that about you.
- Mascha: Don't you think I'm beautiful?
- Harry Solomon: Well, sure you're cute. Even with the mole.
- Mascha: Well, then, don't you want to give me anything?
- Harry Solomon: Oh, of course I do. I want to give you the mountains, and the river, and the trees.
- Mascha: Well, I guess I was just hoping for something more like... extremely expensive jewelry.
- Harry Solomon: Hmmm. OK. I was keeping this for a surprise, but...
- [he produces one of the purple lollipops he gets when he goes for a haircut]
- Harry Solomon: I had the barber take a little off the top. Just for you.
- Mascha: Sometimes I feel like such a failure... . I have to tell you something. I'm not from around here.
- Harry Solomon: I'm not from around here either.
- Mascha: I'm not like other women.
- Harry Solomon: I'm not like other guys.
- Mascha: I can't tell you why.
- Harry Solomon: I can't tell you why, either.
- Mascha: We have so much in common.
- Harry Solomon: We do.
- [Nina bursts into the office, extremely excited]
- Nina: Dr Albright, Dr Albright, look! Tickets to the Super Bowl.
- Dr. Mary Albright: What? Where did these come from?
- Nina: Frank Leggett, Class of '94.
- Dr. Mary Albright: Oh my God, his team is playing in the Super Bowl. Eeeeeee.
- Judith: Why would he send you the tickets?
- Dr. Mary Albright: Oh, Frank was having a little trouble maintaining his academic eligibility. I just gave him a little help and guidance.
- Nina: [she reads from the accompanying letter] "Your classes were so easy. Thank you for letting me coast."
- Dr. Mary Albright: [with righteous indignation] He was a brilliant student!
- Judith: He spelled 'easy' with a 'Z'.
- [Sally and Dick are discussing the sudden appearance in Rutherford of dozens of stunning women, when Tommy shows up with a supermodel on his arm]
- Tommy Solomon: Dick, Sally, I'd like you to meet Chloe.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [seductively] Hi.
- Chloe: Hello. I'm extremely beautiful, and I'm Tommy's new girlfriend.
- Sally Solomon: Is that true, Tommy?
- Tommy Solomon: Yes... and yes.
- [they leave]
- Sally Solomon: [to Dick] A woman like that is not supposed to be available to a High School kid. That's why we got him a subscription to Playboy.
- [Dick, Tommy and Harry find a cosmetic compact and when they open it, they see a speaking image of Prell, the leader of the supermodels who have invaded Rutherford]
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Oh, my God! Do you realize what this is?
- Harry Solomon: It's a multi-phase microtransmitter and rose-pink blush in one!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: This planet doesn't have that technology.
- Tommy Solomon: Holy Cow! We weren't just dating leggy babes.
- Harry Solomon: We were dating leggy babes from beyond!