- [Dick is telling about his casual sex experience]
- Sally Solomon: Wait. You just met her, and...?
- Tommy Solomon: Did you use a...?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Oh, yeah! 3-pack! Ribbed, for her pleasure. But I turned them inside out.
- [a fast-talking salesman is trying to get Sally to buy an expensive car]
- Tommy Solomon: Yeah. We'll think about it and come back.
- Sally Solomon: Oh, he's just a child. Don't pay any attention to him.
- Bill: It's okay. I was a kid... once! Tell me, Sport, do you like girls?
- Tommy Solomon: Yeah, I do. Sorry.
- Dr. Mary Albright: I saw the most romantic movie last night: 'Man, Woman, Bed, Cake'. It's a German art film, very riveting. Once you figure out which character is male and which character is female.