3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
Dick Is from Mars, Sally Is from Venus (1996)
Jane Curtin: Dr. Mary Albright
Quotes
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Dr. Mary Albright : Trouble at home?
Dr. Dick Solomon : No. Why would you say that?
Dr. Mary Albright : He didn't call did he?
Dr. Dick Solomon : Not yet.
Dr. Mary Albright , Nina Campbell : Hmm.
Dr. Dick Solomon : I just wish Sally had some woman friends to turn to.
Dr. Mary Albright : Are you asking for my help?
Dr. Dick Solomon : Are you offering it?
Dr. Mary Albright : How can I be offering if I don't know what you're asking?
Dr. Dick Solomon : Why would I be asking? I don't need help.
Dr. Mary Albright : Fine. Then I'm not offering.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Fine with me.
Dr. Mary Albright : You can't say it can you?
Dr. Dick Solomon : HELP ME! I don't know what to do. I can't stand to see her like this.
Dr. Mary Albright : There, that wasn't so hard.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Then you'll help?
Dr. Mary Albright : No.
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Nina Campbell : Hey, check out the bartender.
Dr. Mary Albright : [sarcastically] Oooh... God's gift to women!
Sally Solomon : I hope he kept the receipt.
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Sally Solomon : Isn't there some place where people can just have meaningless sex with various partners?
Dr. Mary Albright : Yes. It's called "the '70s".
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Dr. Mary Albright : I once dated a chemistry professor; his name was Dr. Abrams ..
Nina Campbell : [Aside] Oh, God, she's started with the 'A's!