3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Dick Jokes (1996)

John Lithgow: Dr. Dick Solomon

Quotes 

• Dr. Dick Solomon : Imagine how different war would be if we told jokes, if we just tickled each other's brains...

  Harry Solomon : I can do that with a chopstick!

  Sally Solomon : But we'd still have guns, right? Because eventually we'd want to get on with the killing...