3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Dick Solomon's Day Off (2000)

French Stewart: Harry Solomon

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• Tommy Solomon : [the gang overhear a private phone conversation in which a woman is finding out about her boyfriend's cheating]  This guy's so busted... This guy's classic.

  Harry Solomon : Yeah, she's too good for him. He needs a good ass-kissing.

  [Sally and Tommy look at Harry quizzically] 

  Harry Solomon : [Harry thinks about what he said, then revises it]  Kicking.

  Harry Solomon : [he thinks some more]  Yes, kicking.

• Harry Solomon : [a private phone conversation on Don's police scanner reveals a man has been cheating on his girlfriend]  She seems so nice. You think he'd really do that to her?

  Tommy Solomon : Of course he would. He's a guy.

  Sally Solomon : Guys are such jerks.

  Harry Solomon : Yeah. We make me sick.

  Sally Solomon : [later, after Harry meets the girlfriend, he tells her they've been listening to her conversations and she storms off]  Too bad things didn't work out with you and Andrea.

  Harry Solomon : Mmmmm. Women! They say they want honesty in a relationship, but they don't wanna know when you've been eavesdropping on 'em.

  Tommy Solomon : They want it both ways.

  Sally Solomon : Yeah. We make me sick.