3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole (2000)

John Lithgow: Dr. Dick Solomon

Quotes 

• [Dick tries to blame Harry for them being trapped in a hole] 

  Harry Solomon : Y'know, anytime anything goes wrong it's always my fault.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Finally, you admit it.

  Harry Solomon : That's not what I'm saying.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : You're saying you're tired, you're hungry, you're terrified of being down here, and you're waiting for me to lead you out. *Well, I'm doing my best.* You're just sitting there, happy as an idiot in Idiot Land on Idiots Get In Free Day.

  Harry Solomon : Ok, there's no such land, and I would know, so...

  Dr. Dick Solomon : [losing it]  Harry, please! I need silence to think. Thank you.

• Dr. Dick Solomon : [after falling into a hole]  Boy, Harry, it's a long way up.

  Harry Solomon : Yeah, I was noticing that on the way down.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : One of us should stand on the other's shoulders. How much do you weigh?

  Harry Solomon : 130

  Dr. Dick Solomon : 130, huh? I weight 210.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : OK, give me a boost.

• [while trapped in a hole, Harry finds some M&Ms in his pocket, and won't share with Dick] 

  Harry Solomon : Y'know how I like to eat these? I like to suck 'em 'til the M comes off. Then I crack 'em open, eat the chocolate part first, save the shell for a light dessert.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : [sounding desperate]  I see what you're doing. You're trying to control me.

  Harry Solomon : Y'know, it's not just the green ones. They all make me horny.