- [Sally has entered the men's locker room]
- Naked Guy: Hey, it says "Men" on the door!
- Sally Solomon: And you made the cut?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: You think you're pretty clever, don't you? I happen to know that every word in your book was published *years* ago! Perhaps you've read... the dictionary!
- [Dick is watching a man dry himself off in the locker room]
- Naked Guy: Can I help you?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Oh, no. I'm just looking.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: This isn't a thimble. It's Turkish nipple armor. It's very valuable, especially if you have a pair.
- Narrator: Aliens are all around us. This is the story of a band of four such explorers. In order to blend in, they've assumed human form.
- Narrator: [as Dick appears on screen] This is the High Commander. He has assembled an elite team of experts: a decorated military officer, a seasoned intelligence specialist, and...
- Narrator: [as Harry is seen stuffing a photograph into his mouth] ... well, they had an extra seat.
- Narrator: They say Earth started with just two humans. Now there are five billion. Someone needs to turn a hose on them.