- Officer Don: [about Dr. Ravelli] Hold on to her, Dick. She's one of a kind.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: So you like the rhyming, eh? You like the rhyming?
- Officer Don: Yeah.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: And what if the rhyming were never to stop? On, on, and on 'til your head doth pop! "Oh, look, a book! A book on shnook! What kind of crook took my shnook nook book?" Perchance, methinks, thee hither yon thou... I think I'm gonna have a freakin' cow!
- Officer Don: You sure seem to hate her... sounds really tough.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Hate's a strong word, Don, but not strong enough!