3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Jolly Old St. Dick (1996)

Jane Curtin: Dr. Mary Albright

Quotes 

• Dr. Mary Albright : Okay, Dick, it's time to pick your Secret Santa.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : [confused]  It's time to who for wha-wha?

  Nina : Pick a name, that's who you buy a present for.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : [excitedly]  Presents? For Christmas?

  Judith : The bowl is heavy.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : I'm sorry, Judith. Let's play Secret Santa.

  [He picks up a slip of paper] 

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Dr. Anthony? I barely know him.

  [He searches through the bowl] 

  Nina : No, wait!

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Glansberg, Chilton, Lanell.

  Dr. Mary Albright : Dick, you don't get to choose your person. It's random.

  Nina : You pick one name, and it's a secret until the party.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Oh.

  [Dick picks up a slip of paper, then looks at Judith with obvious glee. Judith is horrified, while Nina and Mary look at her with amusement] 

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Well, I picked my name, and whoever it is hasn't the foggiest idea. From now until the party, their life will be a topsy-turvy labyrinth of mystery and intrigue.

  Judith : For the love of God, let him draw again.

  [Dick puts the slip of paper in his mouth and grins]