3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
Just Your Average Dick (1998)
French Stewart: Harry Solomon
Quotes
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Tommy Solomon : [Tommy enters the room with his hair cut short] Hey, guys!
Sally Solomon : Who are you?
Tommy Solomon : It's me, Tommy.
Dr. Dick Solomon : You can't be Tommy. Tommy looks like a girl.
Tommy Solomon : I went to Mega Cuts.
Dr. Dick Solomon : If you're Tommy, answer me this. Are we or are we not aliens?
Tommy Solomon : Yeah, Dick. We are.
Harry Solomon : Tommy!
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[August tosses a coke can in the trash]
Harry Solomon : Hey, don't throw that away!
[Harry takes the can out of the trash]
August : Oh, why? Do you recycle?
Harry Solomon : No, I'm trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for the world's biggest can collection.
August : How many do you have?
Harry Solomon : So far... just the one.
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Harry Solomon : Hey, I've seen this before. This is stain-resistant carpet, watch.
[Harry pours the entire contents of a coke can on the carpet and wipes it with his foot, but nothing happens]
Harry Solomon : That's a good place for a chair.
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Tommy Solomon : Statistically, at least one of us should be divorced by now.
Harry Solomon : Oooh! Can I have that one?
Tommy Solomon : And 10% of us should be gay.
[everyone looks at Harry]
Harry Solomon : That's not why we got divorced.