- Sally Solomon: What words are you not understanding? I want soap. I need soap. Just soap. GIVE ME SOAP!
- Tommy Solomon: August!
- August: I just came for my backpack.
- Tommy Solomon: Oh. It's on the bed.
- August: Listen, I ran out because I was disappointed in you. I thought you were different than other guys.
- Tommy Solomon: Oh, I am different. You have no idea how different I am.
- August: Well, you're not totally to blame because I know I send some really mature signals.
- Tommy Solomon: Okay. I can deal with that. I can forget the physical stuff and just be completely intellectual... all the time.
- August: [smiling] Well... I hope not ALL the time.
- Tommy Solomon: Thank God, 'cause frankly I couldn't have done that.
- August: Look, it's not that complicated. Sometimes you go with the intellectual, sometimes you go with the physical, and sometimes just closeness is nice.
- Tommy Solomon: Well, how will I know when to do what?
- August: I'll decide that as we go along.
- Phillip: You really have great skin. You probably stay away from the sun.
- Harry Solomon: Well, after almost crashing into it, you learn your lesson.
- Phillip: Your 'friend' is pretty demanding.
- Harry Solomon: Oh, he's not my friend, he's my Supreme High Commander.
- Phillip: I was in a relationship like that once.
- Narrator: Aliens are all around us. This is the story of a band of four such explorers. In order to blend in, they've assumed human form.
- Narrator: [as Dick appears on screen] This is the High Commander. He has assembled an elite team of experts: a decorated military officer, a seasoned intelligence specialist, and...
- Narrator: [as Harry is seen stuffing a photograph into his mouth] ... well, they had an extra seat.
- Narrator: The Earth is populated by millions of beautiful women. And those who aren't beautiful have great personalities.