3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Post-Nasal Dick (1996)

Kristen Johnston: Sally Solomon

Quotes 

• [after experiencing her first sneeze] 

  Sally Solomon : Wow!

  Dr. Dick Solomon : What was that?

  Sally Solomon : I don't know, but I want another one.

• Dr. Dick Solomon : So, how was school today?

  Tommy Solomon : The best ever. I had my very first make-out session.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Good for you.

  Tommy Solomon : It was with Dina, my lab partner.

  Sally Solomon : Dina, the one with the...?

  Tommy Solomon : [slyly]  Oooh, yeah.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Tell us everything. I want details.

  Tommy Solomon : At first, I was conflicted. We come from very different backgrounds. I'm an alien and she's a Presbyterian. I have a highly developed mind and she's got that... big, pouty mouth. I tell you, Dick, it was a tough decision.

  Sally Solomon : What tipped the scales?

  Tommy Solomon : She let me.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : What happened next?

  Tommy Solomon : Well, I don't know what came over me, but... they were so big and round and beautiful... I just had to touch them.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : And then what?

  Tommy Solomon : She screamed, "Ow, my eyes!" and that just basically killed the mood.

• [after Sally had her first sneeze, Harry also had his first sneeze] 

  Sally Solomon : Was it as good for you as it was for me?

• Harry Solomon : [opening the mail]  Ooooh, finally. My pictures of the Today Show gang. Ooooh, my favorite. Martha Stewart.

  Sally Solomon : Is it autographed?

  Harry Solomon : No, but she signed it.

• [explaining a wedding] 

  Dr. Dick Solomon : The ceremony begins with the bride being given away.

  Sally Solomon : Excuse me? Given away? Like an object? As in 'free girl with every large fries'?

  Tommy Solomon : Hey, there are free girls? Can I go?

  Harry Solomon : Fries? Can I go?

• Sally Solomon : [Complaining about the cold they all have]  Oh, my head is THROBBING!

  Harry Solomon : So is mine...

  Tommy Solomon : Mine, too...

  Sally Solomon : And my back is ACHING!

  Harry Solomon : So is mine...

  Tommy Solomon : Mine, too...

  Sally Solomon : And my breasts feel like two bowls of hot, steaming chili!

  Harry Solomon : She wins.

• Tommy Solomon : [after arranging to get together with Dina again]  Oh, this is Dina; she's the one who made us all sick.

  Sally Solomon : [Pointing at Dina]  Kill the incubator!

  [Dina runs out, terrified] 

  Tommy Solomon : [to Sally]  Thank you so very much!