- Officer Don Orville: Sally, I'm a cop. I've got keen instincts, and right now, my instincts are telling me that... I don't know what the hell is going on.
- Dr. Mary Albright: OK, let's get right to it: ya stink, ya need to wash.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Showers are the opiate of the fragrant, Mary.
- Vicki: This feud ends *now*!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: That's easier said than done.
- Vicki: Mama, you fix their bathroom. Dick, you pay your rent. See?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Wow, you've been thinking about this a lot.
- Vicki: Y'know, I do like to think of myself as the female Golda Meir.