- Dr. Dick Solomon: [Dick is obsessed with the notion everyone should like him] The lady in the cafeteria doesn't like me.
- Tommy Solomon: What'd you do?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [desperately] Nothing! I barely said two words to the woman.
- Tommy Solomon: [with mounting sarcasm] Well, Dick, I have an idea. Why don't you try going to High School? Everyone hates you. You don't ask why - everyone just hates you.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: And that's a good thing?
- Tommy Solomon: Yeah. It teaches you not to give a rat's ass.