3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Stuck with Dick (1998)

Kristen Johnston: Sally Solomon

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Quotes 

• Sally Solomon : [Dick wants to impress Mary with expensive wine and food]  Dick, why don't you just grab some microwave burritos and a couple of 'tall boys', and go for it?

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Oh, Sally, you don't know the first thing about entertaining.

  Harry Solomon : Yeah, first ya gotta get some friends!

  Tommy Solomon : Yeah, good luck with that, Miss Personality.

  Sally Solomon : [with obvious contempt]  Shut up, butt-rash, I'm workin' on it.

• Dr. Dick Solomon : I miss the days of furtive looks across the office, passing notes in faculty meetings... oh, and the groping was always nice.

  Sally Solomon : Let me ask you something: If things were so great, why were you always making our lives miserable with your constant whining and complaining?

  Dr. Dick Solomon : [like a spoiled child]  Was not!

  Harry and Tommy together : Uh, huh. Was so!

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Well, if I did, it's probably because I was filled with so much bliss, I didn't know where to shove it!

• [Sally, Harry and Tommy are inside Mary's house after their illegal entry, and Officer Don bursts through the door pointing his gun] 

  Officer Don : Ass right there, freeze-hole.

  Sally Solomon : [calmly]  Don, what are you doing here?

  Officer Don : Albright's silent alarm went off.

  Harry Solomon : I didn't hear anything.