- Sally Solomon: Vicky, it's just not a good time -
- [observes Vicky breastfeeding baby]
- Sally Solomon: - oh, so THAT'S how they work!
- Nina: Why is there laundry hanging in the hallway?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Because you don't put Rayon in the dryer!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [to Vicky] Sure, we rent this apartment from your slatter mother, the town siphon, but -
- [spots Vicky breastfeeding baby and chokes on his words]
- [looking at the babies in the hospital nursery]
- Tommy Solomon: Which one is he?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: It must be him. He's hideous.
- New Father: That's my daughter!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: I'm so sorry. SHE's hideous.
- Dr. Mary Albright: [everyone is at the hospital where Vicky has just given birth] Let's go see him. He's got Vicky's eyes.
- Tommy Solomon: What's he doing with Vicky's eyes?
- Sally Solomon: I just hope he's not eating them!
- [Dick claims he has the tabloid reporter's severed head in a box, when the reporter walks in]
- Ken Fretts: Okay, where's the Dubcek kid?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [pretending to be shocked] Oh my God! Then, whose head is in that box?
- Tommy Solomon: This is a wig on a cake.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: It was going to be a surprise, but... Happy Wig Day, Sally. I'll get some plates and a comb.
- Sally Solomon: What happened, Harry?
- Harry Solomon: It came out!
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Is it a purple tube?
- Harry Solomon: Well, it's purple, and it's slimy, and it's got a hose.
- Sally Solomon: A hose?
- Tommy Solomon: Oh, great. It's a mutant.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Alright, we'll kidnap him, and hide him, when he's a teenager we'll set him free, and then if he's really messed up, we can blame it on television.
- [Mary Albright arrives]
- Dr. Mary Albright: They just brought him to the nursery. He is positively glowing.
- Harry Solomon: Now he's glowing.