3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part 1 (2001)

John Lithgow: Dr. Dick Solomon

Quotes 

• Dr. Dick Solomon : I have some terrible news. Liam was going to go through with his plan to turn Earth into Planet Monkey World, so I had to use his own weapon to turn him into a chimp.

  Harry Solomon : You chimp-ified Liam?

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Yes. But that's not the worst part. Mary saw me do it. She witnessed something alien. There is no good way to explain what she saw.

  Sally Solomon : OK, OK. OK, damage control. you guys. We have to normalize the situation... . What if we chimp-ify everyone in, say, the Ukraine. We tell Albright that Liam is Ukrainian.

  Harry Solomon : And it finally caught up with him.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : It's settled. Tonight we fly to Kiev.

  Sally Solomon : Wait, that's like a 12-hour flight.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Yeah, and you have to connect through Warsaw. It's a bitch.

  Harry Solomon : Mmmm, yeah. Once you get there, you've lost the whole day.

  Sally Solomon : Oooh, I have a better idea. Why don't you just deny it, and then act like it never happened.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : That's right. Deny. Good idea. And we have a kick-ass Ukrainian Plan B.