3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Tom, Dick and Mary (1997)

John Lithgow: Dr. Dick Solomon

Quotes 

• Nina Campbell : [about Dick & Mary]  I thought the two of you were over. Why do all men think once they plant the flag, they own the mountain?

  Dr. Dick Solomon : I spent two years climbing that mountain, and I am not about to let another man yodel on it!

• August : Your son is impossible.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : And you're a pain in the ass. You're made for each other.

• Harry Solomon : Hey, the TV's off.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : I know, I turned it off.

  Harry Solomon : Well, but now it's... off.

• [Dick is jealous that Tommy is spending time with Mary] 

  Dr. Dick Solomon : She's too old for you.

  Tommy Solomon : I'm older than you.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Well, you're too old for her. Either way, it won't work.

  Tommy Solomon : I make her laugh, Dick. She likes it.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : [shouting, outraged]  You shut your foul mouth!