- Dr. Dick Solomon: This rock and roll music has got to stop.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Because it's loud. And rhythmic. And rhythm can lead to dancing. Rock and roll music preaches a gospel of easy sexuality and relaxed morality. And I will not stand by and endorse an enterprise which is as fraught with peril as I believe this one to be.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Women. You can't live with them, and you can't have heterosexual sex without them.
- Harry Solomon: That's probably true.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Women always act so adult, but just like that, they'll sink all the way down to your level.
- Harry Solomon: Can I be your roadie? Can I?
- Tommy Solomon: So you want to lug around heavy equipment while we treat you like dirt?
- Harry Solomon: Yeah. Plus I get my pick of the less attractive women.