- Dr. Dick Solomon: Mary, coming to lunch? A new sushi place just opened.
- Dr. Mary Albright: Dick, I can't have sushi.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Why not?
- Dr. Mary Albright: I'm allergic. It makes me vomit.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Who could have put that idea in your head?
- Dr. Mary Albright: The paramedics.
- Harry Solomon: [Harry gets a job at the local TV station, and misinterprets his title] Y'know what, I'm gettin' tired of everyone always tellin' me what to do. 'Go-fer this, go-fer that.' How am I supposed to be a serious 'gopher' when everyone's always treatin' me like an errand-boy.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [later, as everyone sits on the roof reflecting on the events of the day] I'm sorry that 'gopher' thing didn't work out, Harry.
- Harry Solomon: Oh, well, it's okay. Actually, this reporter hired me to dig up some dirt, so tomorrow I'm gonna be a mole.