- Stuart Bailey: [Talking to Kookie, Roscoe & Suzanne before an all-night session to pick race horse winners for the next day] Time for coffee, sandwiches, and pep pills.
- Stuart Bailey: Pretty good at numbers huh?
- Kookie: Well I don't like to brag but they call me the Einstein of Old Grant High.
- Stuart Bailey: Well let me give you a quick test, what's 38 plus 24 plus 36?
- Kookie: 38, 24, 36, I got it. The new blonde thrush across the street.