8 Simple Rules (TV Series)

Opposites Attract: Part 1 (2004)

David Spade: C.J. Barnes

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Quotes 

• [last lines. CJ calls Jim from Canada, having been sent there by him to buy "acetylsalicyclic acid" for his hip] 

  C.J. Barnes : Hey, it's C.J... "Acetylsalicyclic acid"? You sent me all the way to Canada for *aspirin*?

  [pause, Jim laughs] 

  Jim Egan : C.J., the pain in my hip is still here, but now the pain in my ass is in Canada!