- Joe Scarlett: You think this judge, Mordente cares about my rights being violeted? Huh? You think this guy gives a toot from next Tuesday about whether or not I understood my rights? They got Joe Scarlett, Del. Do you understand that? They're holding a big patato. I'm not gonna be dropped through the bottom because of some legal beagle action you might think up.
- Joe Scarlett: The only way I'm outta this, is that judge tossing the case out. And the only chance of that is, by twisting his tube of toothpaste so bad he's got no choice.
- "Hannibal" Smith: Now lets concentrate on rescuing the girl.
- Faceman: Hannibal has a plan.
- "B.A." Baracus: We're going through the front door again, right?
- "Hannibal" Smith: I think he's getting to know me!
- "Hannibal" Smith: [after B.A. drives the truck through the plane and blows it up] Well B.A., what do you have to say for yourself?
- "B.A." Baracus: We ain't flying.
- [laughing]
- 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [after B.A. destroys the plane] HOW could you do that? How could you destroy a helpless VC-3? It couldn't even defend itself!
- Faceman: [Murdock finds pages missing from his Peter Pan book] B.A., have you been eating Murdock's books again?
- [B.A. shakes his head]
- 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Oh now how am I going to find out how it ends?