The A-Team (TV Series)
Members Only (1986)
George Peppard: John 'Hannibal' Smith
Quotes
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McKeever : What did you say that you did for a living?
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : I recover valuable objects for people.
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Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : This is a very exclusive club, Face. What are you? Their token fugitive?
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Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : I'm not sure about this, Face.
Lt. Templeton Peck : Ashley. I'm Ashley Hemmings.
Capt. H.M. Murdock : [posh accent] Funny. You're a dead ringer for Templeton Peck.
Lt. Templeton Peck : What are you doing at my club?
Capt. H.M. Murdock : I'm a guest of Dr. Richter's
Lt. Templeton Peck : Your psychiatrist takes you to his country club?
Capt. H.M. Murdock : Every Friday.
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Shecky Greene : I understand we have a very special friend of the General is here with us tonight. He'd like to pay his respects. Ladies and Gentlemen, let's have a nice, warm welcome for Colonel John 'Hannibal' Smith.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : [Hannibal gets an enthousiastic applause] Thanks Shecky. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to say a few words about General 'Bull' Fulbright. A man I've known all my life. Needless to say, we don't call him 'Bull' for nothing.
[the General jumps up from his seat to strangle Hannbal]
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Lt. Templeton Peck : Well, this it typical: one minute you're a member of an exclusive club, the next minute you're a waiter. A fake waiter.
Adrian Prescott : Oh, I'm sorry about you losing your membership.
Capt. H.M. Murdock : Why don't you become one of Dr. Richter's patients? Then maybe he can bring you here, as a guest.
Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : Yeah, look at the bright side, Face. Chuck McCraw and Bob McKeever lost their memberships too.
Sgt. B.A. Baracus : Yeah, they'll probably start their own club in prison.