The A-Team (TV Series)

Waste 'Em! (1985)

George Peppard: John 'Hannibal' Smith

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Quotes 

• "B.A." Baracus : [looking through binoculars]  Damn! He sure got a lot of security for someone who's just collecting garbage.

  H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : You know, Colonel, It's not gonna be easy going in there to find out what that guy is all about.

  "Faceman" Peck : But, eh, you have a plan, right?

  "Hannibal" Smith : Well, Lieutenant, if you can't get in, you're gonna have to get them out.

  H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock : You know, I have to tell ya, I find your, your, your small quotes to be utterly inspirational. As a matter of fact, it's the most interesting part of my day.

• "Faceman" Peck : Hannibal, you're not serious. You go in there unarmed, you'll be leaving in a casket.

  "Hannibal" Smith : Well, I said I'd be unarmed. I didn't say anything about you'd be unarmed. Now, we got an hour, and a warehouse to use. Let's go.

• A.J. : What would it take to keep you guys on the payroll full time?

  "Hannibal" Smith : I'll tell you the truth, A.J., it's awful hard to keep us in one place.

• "B.A." Baracus : [to Hagen, pointing at a barrel of toxic waste]  Hey fool, this stuff is dangerous, it'll burn your face right off.

  "Hannibal" Smith : B.A. likes to get right to the point.

• "Hannibal" Smith : [after getting Hagen to sign a confession by threatening him with a barrel of toxic waste poured on his desk] 

  "Faceman" Peck : Boy, you're so cooperative. Imagine what you would have done if we actually had toxic waste in that drum.

  [sticks his finger in the puddle and tastes it] 

  "Faceman" Peck : Mmmm. Mmmm, not bad

  "Hannibal" Smith : [also tastes it]  Hm, molasses?

  "Faceman" Peck : Maple syrup.