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Kate Tanner : You know, I was thinking if it was a girl maybe we could name it after my mother.
ALF : You want to name her the Witch of Endor?
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ALF : I'm afraid I've got some bad news, motherlode. You won't be able to keep your baby.
Kate Tanner : What?
ALF : I found out I'm allergic to them. But don't worry, I'll make it up to you.
[sneezes]
ALF : I'll get you a goldfish.
Kate Tanner : You are not giving away our baby.
ALF : Who said anything about giving it away? I'm sure we can get a good price for it.
Kate Tanner : I'm sure we can get a better price for *you*.
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Kate Tanner : And then, the doctor put the ultrasound machine on my stomach and we could see the baby's head and we could see the baby's legs. We even saw its heart beating.
ALF : Please, Kate! Some of us are eating here.
Lynn Tanner : Since when have you been squeamish?
ALF : Since Kate started talking about that parasite that's growing and changing inside of her.
Willie Tanner : Speaking of parasites, ALF, are you ready for your fifth helping of meat loaf?
ALF : Don't mind if I do.
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ALF : I've got the perfect name: Rin Tin Tanner.
Willie Tanner : You want to name my child after a dog?
ALF : A *noble* dog. A brave dog. A dog who saved lives. And if it's a girl, we'll call her Spuds.
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ALF : [Inspects baby nursery] So, this is where they're gonna stash the bad seed. I may throw up. Which could only help this wallpaper.
