ALF (TV Series)

Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow? (1989)

Max Wright: Willie Tanner

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Willie Tanner : Once again, Kate, excellent meat loaf.

  ALF : Once again, Kate, meat loaf.

  Kate Tanner : Uh, for your information, that was Salisbury steak.

  ALF : Great. Meat loaf with an attitude.

• Brian Tanner : I still don't get it. How come Jake's mother takes stuff but she's not a crook?

  Willie Tanner : Well, Jake's mother suffers from a psychological disorder that motivates her to steal impulsively without being prompted by any apparent need or desire.

  Brian Tanner : Thanks for clearing that up, dad.