Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)

Birth (1994)

Julia Sawalha: Saffron

Quotes 

• Patsy : [to Saffie]  Oh, you little bitch troll from hell! You mean, ungrateful, little bit of dirt! You think you've had it so hard. I never had the things you had when I was born.

  Saffron : Oh, here we go.

  Patsy : I never had friends or parties or presents. Ya know? The first few years of my life I was just locked in a room!

• Patsy : [to Saffie]  I resent you!

  Edina : [Trying to calm Patsy]  No you don't.

  Patsy : Yes I do. I hate you! Just when my life hit a good patch, along you came, you miserable piece of flesh. You should've ended up in the dust bin! The incinerator was too good for you! You know, when I heard that Eddie was pregnant, I told her to abort! ABORT, ABORT, ABORT! I said "Chuck it down the pan!". I said "Bring me..."

  Saffron : [Interrupting]  A knitting needle?

  Patsy : [Fiercely]  A knitting needle!

  Saffron : [Saffie slaps Patsy's face] 

• Eddie : I did tell you the facts of life, didn't I, sweetie?

  Saffie : If you mean that time you sat on my bed and shook me awake at two in the morning, stoned out of your brain, and slurred into my ear 'By the way, sweetie, people have it off,' then yes, you told me the facts of life.