Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)
Hospital (1994)
June Whitfield: Mother
Quotes
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Patsy : [Patsy's affair with an MP has become front page news on all of the papers] Oh well, heigh ho, Eddy.
[pours some champagne into a glass]
Patsy : I mean, you know, let them write what they want . . .
[starts to read another feature]
Patsy : Continued on page five. I mean, I shall just rise above it. I shan't let this thing affect me in . . . bastard! No! No! No!
Eddie : Who, who? Where, where? What, quick, what? Show, show, show!
[Patsy hands Eddy the newspaper, Edina reads aloud]
Eddie : Source is . . .
Patsy : No, no, no - further.
Eddie : Pasty is . . . uh?
Patsy : Yes?
Eddie : Aged forty-seven!
Patsy : Aagh! I'll sue!
Saffie : [to Edina] Well, how old is she?
[Edina shrugs.]
Patsy : I'm thirty-nine.
Saffie : And I'm an ovum.
Patsy : [tears up newspaper] Oh . . . it's just not fair.
Gran : [Gran enters reading the newspaper headlines] Another pig-ugly MP making a fool of himself with some scrawny old hooker, I see.
Patsy : Old? Old! Old, old, old!
Gran : Nothing like a good old sex scandal. Bit more exciting than the ones in my day.
Eddie : God, what was it in your day? "Woman Shows Ankle To Chimney-Sweep Shock"?