- Jobo: [to the MO group members] Come on sisters. We're getting nowhere.
- [stands]
- Jobo: My name is Jobo, and I'm happy to be having the menopause.
- [group members clap for her]
- Jobo: I have hot flashes and cramps, and sometimes when I sneeze, I pee.
- Beth De Woodi: [stands up] Beth De Woodi. The sands of time are trickling through my hour glass!
- Patsy Stone: [raising her hand] Patsy Stone. I hope you're wearing thick underpants!
- Patsy Stone: [on the phone] Hello, Alex? This is the mood board for next edition: Sex! Bitch! Aristo!..
- Edina: Punk!
- Patsy Stone: ...Sex! Punk! Whore! Bitch!...
- Edina: Prossie!
- Patsy Stone: ...Prossie! Lessie! Tart!...
- Edina: Slut!
- Patsy Stone: ...Slut! Oh, but Alex, Alex? -- With lovely shoes.