- [Ashley is trying to select a dress for her big date]
- Mike Savage: I liked the other one better.
- Ashley Hunter-Coddington: That settles it. I'm wearing this one.
- Mike Savage: So now I don't have good taste?
- Ashley Hunter-Coddington: You have great taste - for beer and pretzels.
- Mike Savage: You're going out on a date, huh? With who?
- Ashley Hunter-Coddington: That's with *whom*. And yes, I'm going on a date for your information... with an old friend.
- Mike Savage: Yeah, well, *whom* is his name?
- Ashley Hunter-Coddington: Sergio Lanti.
- Mike Savage: Sounds like a piece of designer underwear.
- [last lines]
- Mike Savage: Why are you all dressed up?
- Ashley Hunter-Coddington: I'm going out.
- Mike Savage: Where?
- Ashley Hunter-Coddington: There's this little Italian restaurant at the marina. It's not quite the Elaine, but it's very romantic.
- Mike Savage: Another old friend?
- Ashley Hunter-Coddington: Yes, my best friend.
- Mike Savage: And whom might that be?
- [whispers conspiratorially]
- Ashley Hunter-Coddington: You.
- Arthur Small: You look like a man who is regretting what he did last night, or what he didn't do.
- Mike Savage: Both.