Quotes
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Manny Sanchez : [Peter parks his car in the Employee of the Month parking space] Hi, I'm Manny Sanchez, from the commissary, and I'm the Employee of the Month.
Peter Dragon : Well that's fantastic, Manny. What is that, some kind of award for not peeing in the cob salads?
Manny Sanchez : I never pee in the cob salads.
Peter Dragon : Really? That's too bad, because if I was you, I would have peed in the cob salads. In fact, I would have peed in every fuckin' cob salad every fuckin' day so every one of those cocksuckers in that commissary would have had a taste of Peter fuckin' Dragon. But you know what, Manny? That's just me. Move.
Manny Sanchez : You're Peter Dragon?
Peter Dragon : Yeah, I'm Peter Dragon. That's right. And while you've admirably restrained yourself over the years from peeing in the cob salads, I've made ten motion pictures that have earned this studio a billion dollars. So I'm gonna continue to park wherever the fuck I want because, unfortunately for you, I am Employee of the fucking Century! Congratulations on your award, though. Your parents must be very proud.
