- Adam Adamant: Yes, well, whatever it's purpose, the motives were obviously evil and seem to involve the fair city of Blackpool...
- Adam Adamant: Do you know I haven't been to the theatre since, eh... '96.
- William E. Simms: Ah, what you see...
- [catches on]
- Adam Adamant: Ah...
- William E. Simms: 1896?
- Adam Adamant: Yes.
- Georgina Jones: He's very old.
- William E. Simms: Ah, you could've fooled me.
- Georgina Jones: Almost a hundred years old.
- William E. Simms: Haha, go on! What are you, his mother?
- Adam Adamant: Perhaps I may call again?
- Madame Delvario: Please do.
- Adam Adamant: Oh, by the way, one of your waxworks seems to have melted a little.
- Georgina Jones: Well I bet you've never seen the Golden Mile before. The richest part of Britain. A solid mile of entertainment. It's got the lot: from bingo to bozems.
- Adam Adamant: Yes, I think we can do without the more graphic comparisons, Miss Jones.
- Georgina Jones: What's wrong with bozems?