- Sgt. Gloria Tyler: [to Malloy and Reed] Oh, Mac said maybe you could give me some help.
- Officer Pete Malloy: [nodding affirmatively] Sure.
- Sgt. Gloria Tyler: I'm just on my way out to Laurel High School for a "Lady Beware" meeting. I understand you've handled these programs before. I find that teenage girls pay a little closer attention when there are men in uniform around.
- Officer Pete Malloy: [in a mock southern accent] Why shucks, ma'am, we'd been downright pleased.
- Officer Jerry Woods: [to Malloy and Reed about Sgt. Gloria Tyler just after she leaves the room] That's the best looking police officer I've ever seen... present company excepted, of course.