The Addams Family (TV Series)

Cousin Itt Visits the Addams Family (1965)

Alan Reed: Park Commissioner Fiske

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Quotes 

• Park Commissioner Fiske : You, Smurch!

  Lurch : Lurch.

  Park Commissioner Fiske : Open that door!

  [Lurch groans] 

• Gomez Addams : [Hands Commissioner Fiske a check for a donation to the zoo]  Here you are, sir. One hundred fifty thousand dollars and twenty cents.

  Park Commissioner Fiske : Twenty cents?

  Gomez Addams : I threw in your car fare.

  Park Commissioner Fiske : Oh, thank you! Thank you Uncle Fester! Thank you, Mrs. Addams! Thank you, Mr. Addams and thank you

  [shaking Thing's outstretched hand] 

  Park Commissioner Fiske : ... uhhh ewwww ewwwwwhhh

  [shakes his head in disbelief and runs out the door] 

  Morticia Addams : You're quite right, darling. He should slow down.

• [Morticia tells Fiske she'll not permit Cousin Itt to return with him to the zoo] 

  Park Commissioner Fiske : [sarcastically]  In case you change your mind, I'll reserve a cage for him. In fact, I'll reserve cages for all of you!

  Gomez Addams : [watching Fiske leave]  Cages for all of us? I'm not sure I'd like that.

  Morticia Addams : Of course not, darling. We'll insist on one big family cage.